Questions I have for each sign
Aries: how is it so easy for you to make friends?
Taurus: why do you isolate yourself?
Gemini: will you ever stop searching for a new adventure?
Cancer: why are you so hard on yourself?
Leo: how do you remain so positive even in the most unfortunate circumstances?
Virgo: why is it that you rarely talk but when you do, you say the most beautiful things?
Libra: why do you succeed at everything?
Scorpio: why are you so infatuated with power?
Sagittarius: how do you stay so honest?
Capricorn: how do you remain so patient?
Aquarius: why do you stay loyal to those who barely deserve it?
Pisces: how do you fool others into thinking they know so much about you when they only know a fraction?
#sagittarius#i just know that real friends would want to know what i honestly think#i dont like to sugar coat things when i know i can comfort you later#shrug#zodiac shit
the signs as the scum of the internet
Aries: brony
Taurus: otaku
Gemini: superwholock
Cancer: furry
Leo: meninist
Virgo: the attack on titan fandom
Libra: gamer
Scorpio: weeaboo
Sagittarius: hentai enthusiast
Capricorn: shitposter
Aquarius: thinks their waifu is real
Pisces: lolicon*SPITS* HOW DID THEY KNOW
#hentai#not even sorry#shrug
game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]
#yeAH#me in dragon age#gaming#shrug
koukaiju

sometimes i think about noiz’s end, i think about personal experiences where i’ve done the same things noiz did, and let me tell you aoba does not wait for you

#kouao#shrug#DMMd