the signs as random things people in my latin class have done
aries: tried to wax their eyebrow off with scotch tape
taurus: brought a plate of hot spaghetti into class
gemini: drew a penis on the kid next to them's desk thinking it would easily erase
cancer: purchased next year's prom dress online in class
leo: filled up water bottle and then put 6 scoops of kool-aid in it "for flavor"
virgo: attempted to leave class, and when the teacher asked where they were going replied "shrek's swamp"
libra: wore the same shirt advertising a hot dog business every day for 7 weeks straight
scorpio: sent the teacher lolcat memes typed latin for us to translate
sagittarius: incorporated musical elements into every translation they had to present
capricorn: faked a country accent almost the entire year
aquarius: slowly turned emo throughout the year
pisces: told the teacher that the only reason they stayed in the class was to learn about latin exorcisms