“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

haiku-robot

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em



^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

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  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

  • think of me

  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media

  • Good luck
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