im the adoptive father of like 14 different kids because im the only out and proud trans dude at my school and all the lgbt underclassmen subconsciously flock to me

me in the hallways at school: [hugs a freshmen trans girl, high fives a young butch lesbian, platonically kisses a bi dude on the forehead]

my straight friends: wow nate u have so many friends! how long have you know them all?

me: first of all these are my children and i love them and second i met two of them this morning and one last week

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