the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

my senior class somehow managed to get a car into the main hallway

like

an entire car

no one hurt, no property damage, not even a scratch on the car

just an entire car, sitting in the main hallway

i wasn’t in on the prank, so to this day i have no idea how they did it, but it was MAGNIFICENT. the principal was too confused to even bother yelling at anyone.

My social studies (and prior homeroom) teacher and gym teacher had a long-term rivalry over hockey.

So one time the gym teacher recruited his students to turn over all the desks and chairs in my social teacher’s classroom after class was over and he was gone.

So to get him back, my social teacher recruited us to go steal all the sports equipment, and we set up a desk at the doorway to our classroom. To get the equipment back, gym teacher’s students had to come to us and pay for each piece of equipment in exercises like jumping jacks and pushups.