couch for sale

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers.

Hello, I’m interested in the couch you are selling. I need a place to kiss my new gf.

don’t u ever think u can talk to me again

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