e-cryptid
The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk.
e-cryptid
And you and the lottery ticket are both too scared to make the first move so actually you just walk past it wistfully.
